The fastest path to online success and wealth?

I usually check my emails at night and have different acounts for different purposes - personal, business, registrations and memberships, ezine submissions. This helps keep me organized and methodical...to some extent at least.

Occasionally, I do find some real odd and phantasmagoric messages that give my imagination and creative synapses a good workout. For example, here's what I got after following a link earlier tonight. {If any of you are interested in adopting this business plan, let me know and I'll go ferret out the details for you. Personally, if this isn't some new-fangled teaser, or a twist of 'The Rich Jerk,' I'll pass on this offer.}

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"The Best Home-based Business Opportunity is Selling Home-based Business Opportunities!

The simple truth is that one of the easiest and quickest ways to make a fortune online is by selling a get-rich-quick scheme or home-based business opportunity. David makes it easy, and actually demonstrates exactly how you can set up your very own profit-puling site in just a few hours!

Video contains the EXCLUSIVE and TOP SECRET confessions of a criminal genius revealing extraordinary tactics for making easy money.

Here is just a small sample of some of the incredible information found on this video:

• How to legally steal successful web sites and products and make them your own (have “your own” moneymaking site up in minutes and avoid any copyright issues by following David’s three critical modification rules!)

• How to make hundreds a day selling get-rich-quick schemes to greedy people looking to make a fast buck. David’s simple three-step action plan allows anyone to make tons of cash exploiting peoples greed!

• How to remain completely anonymous online—Think hiding your WHOIS information is enough? Think again!

• Never pay for software or another e-book again—Learn step-by-step how to legally steal virtually anyone’s product right from their website!

• Find the right payment processor and protect your money from nervous processors who will hold your cash hostage at the first sign of trouble. You can forget about Pay Pal with the stuff you'll be selling!

• Instantly abolish chargebacks with these insider secrets—You don't have to just accept chargebacks learn how to fight back and keep your money!

• And much more..." ... unquote.
  

There you have it. A legally dishonest [oxymoron huh!] way of scamming people, stealing other people's properties, tap-dancing your way out of fulfilling your commitments and exploiting naive internet newbies, and their unrealistic expectations of internet businesses or home-based businesses.

Neat and daringly novel marketing approach, or is this David a real chiseler?